Torres Chelsea

OMG: Chelsea have officially completed the sensational £50 million signing of Spain star Fernando Torres from Premier League rivals Liverpool.

The 26-year-old World Cup winner was the subject of rumours and speculation throughout transfer deadline day, but has now put pen to paper on a five-year-deal at Stamford Bridge.

The transfer saga began in earnest last week when the Reds declined an offer from Chelsea and then rejected a transfer request from Torres, insisting the player would be required to honour his long-term contract at the club.

Despite this, negotiations between the clubs continued and a conclusion was reached on Monday, allowing the forward to undergo a medical and agree personal terms with the reigning league champions.

A statement on Torres' official website said: "Spain international Fernando Torres will defend the Blue shirt of Chelsea after joining the London club on the January transfer deadline.

"The striker has signed for the reigning Premier League and FA Cup champions for five and a half seasons.

"After Liverpool and Chelsea had reached an agreement, the player travelled down to London where he successfully passed his medical before agreeing personal terms. Fernando Torres then put pen to paper on a deal that will see the forward remain at Chelsea until June 2016."

Torres had joined Liverpool from boyhood club Atletico Madrid for a fee of around £25m in July 2007 and bagged 33 goals in all competitions during a stunning debut campaign.

 The striker went on to play a total of 142 times and score 81 goals in three-and-a-half successful personal seasons on Merseyside.

Despite enjoying a close relationship with the club’s fans, a lack of trophies and the Reds’ inability to challenge for major honours haunted the player, who has long been linked with an Anfield exit to various destinations around Europe.

The fact he has joined another English club will be a bitter pill for Liverpool fans to swallow in a deal comprehensively becomes a new British transfer record.

Torres, who is yet to win a major honour in club football, has already amassed 82 caps for Spain, scoring 26 times.
 

HANTU MAK LIMAK BALIK RUMAH.AVI

Hantu Kak Limah Balik Rumah (2010)

Sinopsis
HKLBR mengisahkan tentang Husin yang telah lama bekerja di Singapura dan mengambil keputusan balik ke kampung halamannya iaitu Kampung Pisang. Apabila pulang ke rumahnya, Husin hairan melihat perangai pelik jiran sebelah rumahnya, Kak Limah yang langsung tidak bercakap dan rambut yang mengerbang semacam.

Dia juga mengalami kejadian menakutkan ketika mahu tidur. Husin bergegas ke warung Pak Munawer, lalu menceritakan kepada orang-orang kampung yang mungkin Kak Limah sudah menjadi hantu.

Abi Hurairah juga setuju dengan pendapat Husin kerana beliau juga mengalami peristiwa pelik ketika melihat Kak Limah di kawasan kubur. Pak Jabit yang memang bengang dengan Husin kerana memutuskan ikatan kasih dengan anak gadisnya, Che Nin, menuduh Husin adalah pembawa nasib buruk kepada Kampung Pisang.
Sebelum ini keadaan aman damai, sebaik sahaja Husin muncul, keadaan kembali kacau bilau. Pak Abu mencadangkan agar mereka menyiasat apa yang berlaku sebenarnya. Beramai-ramai mereka ke rumah Kak Limah. Mereka menemui mayat Kak Limah yang hampir reput. Namun, setelah pengebumian jenazah Kak Limah, kampung mereka masih dihantui makhluk misteri di tengah-tengah malam.

Pelbagai bomoh dipanggil untuk menghalau hantu, malangnya tiada satupun bomoh yang berjaya menghalau hantu tersebut. Hantu apakah itu sebenarnya? Siapa yang berjaya menghurai misteri hantu Kak Limah tersebut? Temui jawapannya dalam ‘Hantu Kak Limah Pulang Ke Rumah’ di pawagam berhampiran anda bermula 9 Disember ini.

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Awie, Johan Raja Lawak, Ummi Nazeera, Zami Ismail, Man Kadir, Avaa Vanjaa, Delimawati, Shy8, Sofi Jikan dan Pekin.

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Facebook is Closing Down on March 2011

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.


“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”
Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.
“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.
“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.